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Its illegal to have a tattoo until youre 18, but children of all ages can play with guns.You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?.No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.You break a sweat the instant you step outside.You actually burn your hand opening the car door.It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.You can say 110 degrees without fainting.You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.its a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. A carbonated soft drink isnt a soda, cola, or pop.You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.Going to Walmart is a favorite past-time known as goin wal-martin or off to Wally World.There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population over 1000.You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, Still summer, and Christmas.You know which leaves make good toilet paper.You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Picante.You know what cow tipping and snipe hunting is.Stores dont have bags they have sacks.Youve had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.You work until youre done or its too dark to see.Jeeet? is actually a phrase meaning Did you eat?.Backards and forards means I know everything about you.Theres only lunch and then theres supper. When a buzzard sits on the fence and stares at you, its time to go to the doctor.City people drop them off at your gate in the middle of the night. When you live in the country, you dont have to buy a dog.Graduating 1st in your class means you left in the 8th grade.Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.

It is not a shopping cart it is a buggy.

2 until June 25, then it stops totally until Oct 2.

A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle, they do get stuck.

You cannot find a country road without a curve from corner to corner.

There are valid reasons some people put concertina wire around their house.

Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know when they are ripe.

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All 10,000 live in Texas, plus a couple no ones seen before. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas.Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team".You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine.

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You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents.

Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department.

You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud.

You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.

You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.

You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.

You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.

You dress up to go shopping at the mall.

You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.

You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.

You see more Texan flags than American flags.